THE CARDBOARD TUBES
Greetings, Salutations and Hallucinations
Welcome to The Cardboard Tubes website. We're a Detroit area comedy band, offering original songs, spoken word pieces and instrumentals, as well as parodies and covers.
Our unique and edgy first CD album,
Old Enough to Know Better,
has been released.
For more information, click the button below.
Lyrics Are Available On This Site
Lyrics of the 15 original Cardboard Tubes songs and spoken word pieces appearing on our first CD album, Old Enough to Know Better, are available on this website. These songs and spoken word pieces are:
President Grab Them By The Pussy
The Train That Was Hijacked to Cuba
Thank God for the Atheists
Lonesome Fields
Bullshit
Captains
Go With The Flow
The Chickens Are Coming Home to Roost
Let The Snow Fall
Cardboard Bus
A Message to Trump Supporters
The Triumph of Omelet, Prince King of Denmark
My Biggest Mistake
It Crawled Out of the Box
Derelict
To check out these lyrics, click the button below.
The Cardboard Tubes consists of Dave Hornstein (left) and Craig Schenk a/k/a Schenkenstein Monster (right)
The Cardboard Tubes made our radio debut on July 22, 2022, when our song Go With the Flow was played on The Don Was Motor City Playlist. In the Detroit area, it was broadcast on WDET-FM 101.9. It was livestreamed from anywhere at Listen Live - WDET 101.9 FM.
To check out the video of our original song about Donald Trump, President Grab Them By The Pussy, click the button below.
Omelet and Vomitorium featured in New Cardboard Tubes Gig May 20
The Cardboard Tubes are returning to the New Way Bar on Monday, May 20 at 9 p.m. to play our original pun-filled spoken word piece, The Triumph of Omelet, as well as Vomitorium, our loose parody of the Kinks' Victoria about throwing up. For more details, click the button below.